Transmission to Battlestar Galactica, Commander Adama
From The Pedestrian Infidel, Infidel Alliance, Earth
I am in receipt of your last transmission. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. We got our own Cylons to worry about.
You see, Commander Adama, these creeps have their own religion, Islam and their own God, Allah, and he is one mean bastard. His number one man was Mohammed. He's been dead a long time now, but the terror he brought to the world thrives to this day. Allah and Mohammed declared everyone who doesn't believe in them Infidels, and to them and their followers, the Infidels are the scum of the Earth, not worthy of existence. They don't like anyone who is not one of them, and that's us, the Infidels. They plan to get rid of us, no matter what it takes, or how long. This war has no end as long as one of us exists. Surely it's not that bad in your part of the Galaxy.
We still don't know what to call them. We have gotten so perfect, so guilt ridden by our success, so concerned with not recognizing ourselves, the Infidels, as superior to them, we can't even call them by their name, our governments call them 'extreme ideologists.' Others say call them Muslims,Mohammedans, Musselmans, Islamists, Islamonazis or Islamofascists. Just pick one. I'm calling them Islamists for now, but don't hold me to it. Do you have a similar problem understanding your enemy?
They have their own scriptures too, the Qur'an, and it is a timeless war manual. Mohammed thought it up. Every trick in the book, it's in there. Amazingly, none of our Generals want to read it and understand it. Right now, they are terrorizing Earth by killing large groups of people, at random, up to 5,000 a day, and the attackers want to die with them. Doesn't matter who they are either. Women, children, some of their own. The Islamists understand, they ALL do. This is war. Any Islamist taken down along with us, they are just soldiers. A statistic, nothing more. But they do call them martyrs. Are the Cylons like that?
Global domination, a world for Islam and only Islam, is the goal by whatever means possible. They even have spies and agents among us that look just like us, act just like us. Some of our own have allied with them. And the deceit. Well, it is so bad, that they can pretend to be something more to our liking and their spokesmen will always tell us what we want to hear. It's our own fault. We didn't make them, but we invited them in.
At this time, given the ineptitude of our Infidels' governments, it's just not a good time to drop in. Sorry to give you the bad news, but do get back to me in a few years, and I'll let you know how things are going. If I don't respond, I'm either no longer around, or I had my implant, and am now a Cylon...uhh, Islamist.
Good luck Commander Adama in finding a better place to rest.
The Pedestrian Infidel
The Infidel Alliance
Thursday, August 04, 2005
Posted by John Sobieski at 8/04/2005 02:14:00 AM