Friday, December 15, 2006

Osama Bin Laden and the Genie

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle in the desert sands and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle, and with a smile said “Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment. Then he grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"

The annoyed genie said, So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

Happy Islamic Friday to the readers of PI. All two of them.


Anonymous said...

osbl and bobbitt, a marriage made in heaven, so many deeds to compare,so much in common.

Anonymous said...

If only this were true.

Miss Chris said...

Very funny!

Anonymous said...

You can make that 3 readers! Very funny.

The Anti-Jihadist said...

How about that, this is what happens when one keeps their expectations nice and low. I'm happily surprised, and our readership is precisely double my expectations. Man oh man, it feels good, lol.

Anonymous said...

Make that four readers. Don't be so pessimistic. Thanks for the joke.

Nilk said...

As we say here in Oz, "Chewy on your boot!" It's a football insult meant in the nicest possible way. :)

Cheers and keep up the good work!

Always On Watch said...

Happy Islamic Friday to the readers of PI. All two of them.

It's the busy Christmas season. Plus, I feel a general malaise.

Don't be glum about your readership. Mine is down too.