Thursday, February 22, 2007

What happens when a fly lands in a cup of coffee

Hat tip to Euro-Kafir (thanks!)

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Englishman - throws the cup away and walks away.

The American - takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Japanese - drinks the coffee with the fly, since the fly is provided at no extra charge.

The Israeli - sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and buys himself a new cup of coffee.

The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the fly in his coffee, asks the UN for aid, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives, straps the explosives on, and then goes to blow up the coffee house where the Englishman, the American, the Chinese, the Japanese are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he is too aggressive...

2 comments:

Lizzy said...

Very Cute and alarmingly accurate!!LOL.
Cheers!
Ra'anana,Israel

Yankee Doodle said...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.