Are you an unemployed Malaysian? Are you looking for a job that befits mighty Allah? Well, good news, pilgrim! (Or should I say "haji"?) Malaysia's force of Thugs for Allah is hiring now!
Terengganu to recruit auxiliary moral police
KEMAMAN: The state religious department is planning to recruit auxiliary enforcement officers to carry out moral policing to check social ills and the rising number of khalwat (close proximity) cases.
Oh my holy Allah, a veritable crime wave of kissing and handholding! Something must be done! Personally, I blame MTV.
The current thugs-for-Allah are overworked? A shame, a shame!
Terengganu Islam Hadhari and Welfare Committee chairman Datuk Rosol Wahid said the part-time enforcement officers could serve as back up for regular personnel.
“These part-time officers can be assigned for specific tasks when their services are required,” he said yesterday.
Rosol said the state government faced a shortage of syariah enforcement staff and was looking at several measures to overcome the problem.
“For now, we hope members of the public are patient when they cannot contact enforcement officers.
“Many of the officers are bogged down by a heavy workload,” he added.
Rosol said the state government was already looking at increasing the number of full-time officers in every district.
I hear Malaysia has a lot of unemployed college grads who majored in such useless majors like "Islamic Studies". Looks like they've got the perfect job opportunity.